WHY I AM DOOMED TO BE A FAILURE FOREVER #18784: OUT OF ALL MY DREAM JOBS THE ONLY ONE THAT IS ‘REAL’ IS BARTENDER THAT JUGGLES AND DOES TRICKS

IF I WAS THE KID IN LIMBO I WOULD SERIOUSLY BE HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

TREES AND TRAPS AND GORE AND PUZZLES AND SPIDERS AND DEAD KIDS AND SAWBLADES AND DROWNING AND DARKNESS AND HOTELS AND RAIN AND FACTORIES ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS

pancakestein:

soselfimportant:

videogamenostalgia:

Humble Indie Bundle 5 released!

Arguably the best one yet. If you don’t know about the bundles, it’s pay what you want, DRM free, and you’ll be supporting charity and indie developers at the same time.

Pay more than $1 and unlock Steam codes for all of the games.

this humble bundle is really good.

you owe it to yourself to check it out. 

JEEPERS GUYS GO BUY THIS RIGHT NOW ALL OF THESE GAMES ARE REALLY REALLY GREAT

PEOPLE WHO NEVER PUT PICTURES OF THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET ARE ALL SUDDENLY PUTTING UP PICTURES AND THEY’RE ALL REALLY REALLY PRETTY JEEPERS WHAT IS HAPPENING

purestlight:

thatquirkychick:

reaill:

fastpuck:

ashandherketchup:

minestuck:

bootybeachpatrol:

dragonsroar:

raccoontea:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.

happy wheels

trust me, its not very happy

Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot

Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.

Ace Attorney: You’re a lawyer.

World of Warcraft/Diablo III: You click on stuff.

Pokemon: You walk around and have cock fights with people who can see you.

SILENT HILL 3: YOU’RE A TEENAGE GIRL WHOSE DAD DIES AND AT ONE POINT YOU BARF A FETUS

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

previouslysane:

THIS BOOK IS THE MOST VALUABLE THING I POSSESS.

e-lodicolo:

deadanchors:

soselfimportant:

TT: What I’m saying is, it’s going to be a scene

Track Art by Emily ‘Avery’ Hu

fitting gif. :D

Reblogging because dat gif

I AM APPALLED MY HOW AWFUL MY THEME LOOKS ON A SCREEN SMALLER THAN 17”

EDIT: OOOH KAAAY I FIXED IT SO IT LOOKS BETTER ON 15” SCREENS AW YEAH

tsundereasheck:

the only yugioh card to never be featured in any deck ever

whatsuppal:

animebooty:

buttpilgrim:

broblerones:

cheerupmistermars:

Like seriously how is tumblr not in love with this show?

why have i never seen this 

look at yourselves

oh my god

SERIOUSLY????
bob’s burgers is so fuckin goOD GET ON THIS SHIT GUYS

THIS EPISODE CONVINCED ME THAT TINA IS THE BEST

(Source: regalitea)

adriofthedead:

inky-o-matic:

thatidiotspooky:

tugbug2:

immortalsmoke:

lessaine:

katileer:

theloltimes:

This is your blood color.

This is what your lusus looks like.

sea foam green

and a beaver

#c1d6ff

and a skunk

oh fuck that blue is really light

does this make me a mutant

shooooosh you never saw me

#009f36

bear

i got my favourite colour

and my lusus is the best all u haters go home

dark red

frog

am i supposed to be aradia or….

violet

lungfish

I’ve always wanted to be a seadweller

indigo

chameleon

cOOL

green

pampas cat

PERFECT

I NEVER POST THESE THINGS BUT I HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW BAD THE PAGES I GOT WERE.

#f7ffff WHICH IS NEARLY WHITE AND CLASSIFICATION. :l

THIS LITTLE KID AND HIS DOG RAN INTO MY YARD AND LET HIS DOG POOP EVERYWHERE

SO I AM GOING TO SET BOOBYTRAPS